potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

almonds fandom activate ur almonds 

(Source: activityclub)

♥ 1669 — via ackermemes ( originally activityclub )

Four years after the war, Ginny and Harry were finally getting married. In a frenzy, Molly began barking out orders to everyone. Without thinking, she turned to George and said “Fred go find your sister and make sure she gets dressed!” Realizing her mistake, she fell into the nearest chair and began to sob. George hugged his mother tight, and his only words were, “Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother?” in a soft voice. 

birger-wuvs-elsa:

cockyloki:

peteswench:

harrypotterfan1999:

image

WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THAT GO SIT IN THE CORNER

WHY THE FUCK

I’M NOT IN THE FANDOM, AND WHOEVER THE HELL YOU ARE

WHY

DA

FUQ?!?

(Source: harrypotterheadcanons1)

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

tatehorror:

tatehorror:

Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”

image

♥ 25330 — via ackermemes ( originally tatehorror )

(Source: orangeis)

♥ 9614 — via ackermemes ( originally orangeis )

bagmilk:

seeing one of your friends in a classroom

image

(Source: heteroh)

lizclimo:

Sam and The Monster

© Liz Climo

screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

image

nitrqin:

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

lxscivious:

Google knows what’s up

lxscivious:

Google knows what’s up

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

image

(Source: omgtsn)

dulect:

when that one person you hate in your class speaks

image

image

snapchatting:

*starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes

dumbfricker:

accidentally typing “abe” instead of “bae”
image

♥ 34981 — via ackermemes ( originally dumbfricker )